Spoil Me, piggies
Posts tagged moneyslaves
Christmas Present Time
Dec 17th
Yes, little losers, it’s just about Christmas time which means you should all be on your best behavior and sending lots of presents. If you’re lucky, maybe I’ll give you a present as well. Perhaps I’ll let you cum before making you lock up your little losercock for the next 6 months. Or maybe I’ll just make you lock it up without that last orgasm! Let’s see which of you dumbasses can be the best Santa Slave! As always, I’m also looking for sissy slaves to humiliate! 
Here are just a few easy ideas on how to spoil me. I also accept PayPal. Can’t use your credit card? Go to a grocery store and buy a giftcard to one of the below places with cash, then e-mail me the redemption code! You have many options, so no excuses as to why you can’t do this!
Geeky Fun!
Oct 6th
My husband and I are looking to play Star Wars: The Old Republic when it comes out in December. I thought it would also be amusing to have one of you losers, especially a cuckold-slave, pay for both of our pre-orders. $140 in Amazon giftcards should suffice. Even more amusing would be to later find a slave who plays the game as well and make him be a paypig both in-game (with in-game currency) and out of game (like the rest of you bitches). Nothing like taking control of a “man’s” actual and virtual wallets!
Stupid Amazon
Aug 4th
Grr, my return hasn’t arrived at Amazon yet, but the shoes also aren’t in stock in the size I need. Hopefully they’ll have some new ones soon or I’ll have to find another similarly cute pair. Always sucks finding what you want and then discovering it doesn’t come in your size.
Got another slave boy who’s cutting things out of his budget (y’know, like lunch) so he can send me tribute. It’s so fucking pathetic, but it’s hilarious. For those of you who haven’t given in yet, stop being such worthless pussies, go to Amazon, and send me an e-gift card. Are you a married loser who can’t, because it’ll show up on your bank statement and get you in big, fucking trouble? Take out some cash and buy me a gift card at a store, or a GreenDot Moneypak to reload my Mastercard. I’m tired of excuses, there’s always a solution but you dumbasses are too lazy to think of them on your own.
Also, still seeking sissy slaves. Just about any slave is welcome to apply, so long as they know their place, but I do want some sissy loser that I can really humiliate further. So fun!
Sexy boots!
Nov 29th
http://www1.macys.com/shop/shoes/cyber-monday-specials/womens?id=53793&edge=hybrid
So it looks like Macy’s is having a boot sale for Monday only: Buy One, Get One Free. This presents a unique opportunity for you little losers. You send me a gift card and make some suggestions on one of the pairs of boots I should get. If I find that you have good taste (and they’re still in stock), I’ll buy them and show them off, and buy a different pair of my own choosing to tease you moneyslaves with as well. So all of you foot-obsessed perverts had better be reaching for your wallets. 
