Spoil Me

There are many ways that a pathetic little piggy like you can show your undying love for Princess Tala. You can buy Me gift cards, send Me money, pay My bills, or taking Me shopping.

Want to spoil me right away? Send Me a Gift Card now.

Send any of the above Gift Cards to either spoiledtala@yahoo.com or spoiledtala@gmail.com.

Take Me Shopping

Want to meet Me in person and take Me on a shopping trip? Here’s how.

• Spending limit set. I have no desire to put you in the poorhouse, however, anything less than $200 is not worth my time. The length of the trip will be decided prior to the trip as well. I may choose to go beyond the set time frame, however, you will not make this decision. I will not accept additional money for an extended shopping trip, so do not bother.
• I require $100 upfront  as a retainer fee (non-refundable). My time is valuable. I could care less what emergencies come up and force you to cancel.
• Meeting place and time set. I will at no point in time ever be in your vehicle.
• It is your job to carry My bags. I may or may not bring along a shopping companion, regardless, you will walk behind Me/Us.
• I may or may not choose to speak to you. If I want to speak with you, I will address you.
• If this trip takes place during regular eating hours, cost of food for Me (and My companion if I choose to bring one along) is not included in the spending limit. This will however be included in the shopping time frame.

For more information or to set a date, email Me at spoiledtala@yahoo.com or spoiledtala@gmail.com, or send Me an IM on Yahoo or AIM (spoiledtala).

Fuck You, Pay Me!

I really love taking fucking losers like you for ride. My girlfriends and I will laugh our asses off as We blow your money to have a good time. I want your money and I want it NOW!

• If you are a broke ass joke without a real job, then I will accept your puny $25.

• If you have a small dick and don’t know what to do with it, you may pay Me $50.

• If you’re a piece of shit that rips people off for a living, be a good little bitch and pay Me $100.

• If you’re a naughty little boy you may choose to pay Me another amount.

Pay My Bills

I, Princess Tala, have quite a few bills, but I shouldn’t have to lift a finger to pay them. That’s what fucking piggies like you are for. Not only should I be able to party on your dime, I should live like the goddess I am, and YOU should make it happen. Pay one, pay some, pay them all. If you have a half a brain you should be able to do the simple math. I don’t fucking care how you do it, just DO IT!

• Apartment Rent: $1005

• Car Payment: $375

• Car Insurance: $125

• Student Loans: $500

• Electricity: $50

• Gas: $50

• Water: $25

• Cable & Internet: $100

• Cell Phone: $80

• Pay All My Bills: $2310

Chop chop little piggy. Time’s a wastin’.