Spoil Me, piggies
Shopping
Zelda Geekery!
Feb 2nd
I’ve gotta have this as a t-shirt, it’s too cute and awesome! Send a $30 gift certificate for this site to me now, losers!
Phone bitches, do your thing
Dec 25th
I’m seriously in need of a new phone since mine is outdated and my AT&T plan is just ridiculous. I want a sexy pay-as-you-go Android phone, which I could grab from Amazon.com if you losers send in your Christmas bonuses, gifts, and all that other luxury shit you obviously don’t need. You know that your place is as one of my humiliated sissy losers or a chaste dumbass with his little dick locked up in an even littler cage.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/gc/order-email (Click here to send a gift card)

Send those gift cards my way! Want to show that you’re also a pathetic cuckyboy as well? Send extra to buy my hubby a new phone too, hahaha!
Christmas Present Time
Dec 17th
Yes, little losers, it’s just about Christmas time which means you should all be on your best behavior and sending lots of presents. If you’re lucky, maybe I’ll give you a present as well. Perhaps I’ll let you cum before making you lock up your little losercock for the next 6 months. Or maybe I’ll just make you lock it up without that last orgasm! Let’s see which of you dumbasses can be the best Santa Slave! As always, I’m also looking for sissy slaves to humiliate!
Here are just a few easy ideas on how to spoil me. I also accept PayPal. Can’t use your credit card? Go to a grocery store and buy a giftcard to one of the below places with cash, then e-mail me the redemption code! You have many options, so no excuses as to why you can’t do this!
Laptop Emergency!
Dec 11th
My poor and still relatively-new laptop decided to be a poor and relatively-dead laptop last night. Since it probably broke as a result of loser overload from talking to you all on Yahoo, it’s clearly your responsibility to buy me a new one. Contact me ASAP and I’ll be glad to drain your PayPal accounts of all that money you obviously don’t need or deserve.
Geeky Fun!
Oct 6th

My husband and I are looking to play Star Wars: The Old Republic when it comes out in December. I thought it would also be amusing to have one of you losers, especially a cuckold-slave, pay for both of our pre-orders. $140 in Amazon giftcards should suffice. Even more amusing would be to later find a slave who plays the game as well and make him be a paypig both in-game (with in-game currency) and out of game (like the rest of you bitches). Nothing like taking control of a “man’s” actual and virtual wallets!
Sexy shoes!
Aug 21st
Shoes finally came back in stock (not the ones above; the ones I mentioned in an earlier post), and they should be here on Wednesday or Thursday! Could also use some Newegg gift cards for computer stuff, maybe some eBay ones for a couple cute shirts I found. crystalcores2@gmail.com had shown some promise as an orgasm-denied moneyslave, but he seems to have flaked out like a wanker, so if anybody would like to pick up where he left off (including the orgasm denial, hahahaha) you know how to contact Me. Other slaves are also welcome to apply.
Shoes and More
Aug 1st
One of my newer slaves sent some generous tribute, which I’ll be putting toward these sexy shoes. I ordered them once, but they didn’t fit, so I’m exchanging for a different size whenever it’s back in stock. If they remain out of stock, I’ll find something similarly sexy and take pics for you foot fetish losers. In the meantime, keep up the pathetic work and keep sending gift cards and the like to your Superior Princess.
Victoria’s Secret time!
May 27th
It’s the Victoria’s Secret semi-annual sale again, so you know what that means! Or, hopefully, your loser-ass brain cells can work together for just long enough to realize what that means. Get to work!
Shopping time again
May 15th
Updated my wishlist with some more stuff, including some very sexy shoes for the summer. You boys who like high wedge heels and open-toe heels are in for a treat. Only the Amazon.com ones are purchasable right from the wishlist. If you wish to buy me one of the other pairs, send a giftcard instead for the appropriate amount and let me know which pair you’re buying me
Beyond the shoes, a new mouse for my laptop would be nice, and I’m still looking for that special loser who’ll fork over enough to spoil me with a lovely new tablet PC.
Wishlist Hotness
May 11th
Finally, I have updated My wishlist! So for you losers who want to buy Me something more directly, go take a peek. I’d love a Motorola Xoom and I’d love for you to break your bank buying it for Me. There’s plenty of other stuff too, and I’ll definitely be adding more. And don’t forget that I also love their e-giftcards.
http://amzn.com/w/HES1ITQS17GI View, browse, spend!
Spring is (almost) here!
Mar 2nd
Sooo, it’s almost spring which means it’s time for me to start running again without having to worry about freezing to death. I’ve wanted a status monitor for a while and figured I should let one of you boys pay for it. For $150, I can get the BodyMedia FIT, which is a cool little armband I can wear while working out and which keeps track of all sorts of fun, geeky statistics.
You can contribute using the widget on the right if you’d like to pay directly with a credit/debit card. Of course, I also always enjoy receiving Amazon.com and VictoriasSecret.com giftcards, so those are lovely too
Also, where the hell are all of the sissy boys and sissy wannabes? I’m aching to fuck with one of you, and don’t think I’ll go easy on you either.
New pic, VS stuff
Feb 9th
Update finally!
Jan 17th
Finally got around to an update. Here are some pics of some of the Victoria’s Secret things I got over Christmas, along with a winter coat and boots purchased with an Amazon.com giftcard. Not feeling well this weekend, but I do plan to post some teasing pictures wearing some of My awesome haul. For now, I’m sure you losers can make do with some pictures of Me sporting a couple pairs of socks My hubby bought for Me.
More Pictures
Dec 7th




