Financial Domination

Zelda Geekery!

I’ve gotta have this as a t-shirt, it’s too cute and awesome! Send a $30 gift certificate for this site to me now, losers!

Phone bitches, do your thing

I’m seriously in need of a new phone since mine is outdated and my AT&T plan is just ridiculous. I want a sexy pay-as-you-go Android phone, which I could grab from Amazon.com if you losers send in your Christmas bonuses, gifts, and all that other luxury shit you obviously don’t need. You know that your place is as one of my humiliated sissy losers or a chaste dumbass with his little dick locked up in an even littler cage.

https://www.amazon.com/gp/gc/order-email (Click here to send a gift card)

Send those gift cards my way! Want to show that you’re also a pathetic cuckyboy as well? Send extra to buy my hubby a new phone too, hahaha!

Laptop Emergency!

Rest in Peace, little lappy

My poor and still relatively-new laptop decided to be a poor and relatively-dead laptop last night. Since it probably broke as a result of loser overload from talking to you all on Yahoo, it’s clearly your responsibility to buy me a new one. Contact me ASAP and I’ll be glad to drain your PayPal accounts of all that money you obviously don’t need or deserve.

Dirty Boys’ Fantasies

So, what rules you? What makes you boys even weaker than you already are? I’m sure there are multiple answers, but choose your main weakness.

What rules you most?

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Sexy shoes!

Shoes finally came back in stock (not the ones above; the ones I mentioned in an earlier post), and they should be here on Wednesday or Thursday! Could also use some Newegg gift cards for computer stuff, maybe some eBay ones for a couple cute shirts I found.  crystalcores2@gmail.com had shown some promise as an orgasm-denied moneyslave, but he seems to have flaked out like a wanker, so if anybody would like to pick up where he left off (including the orgasm denial, hahahaha) you know how to contact Me. Other slaves are also welcome to apply.

Shoes and More

One of my newer slaves sent some generous tribute, which I’ll be putting toward these sexy shoes. I ordered them once, but they didn’t fit, so I’m exchanging for a different size whenever it’s back in stock. If they remain out of stock, I’ll find something similarly sexy and take pics for you foot fetish losers. In the meantime, keep up the pathetic work and keep sending gift cards and the like to your Superior Princess.

Got you By The Balls

Ah, I love summer. Not that it means you losers get to relax or anything. Forget your vacations, don’t even think about buying tickets to a baseball game, and are you seriously going to buy yourself a new grill? Fuck that. Your money belongs to me; I’m a superior goddess whereas you’re just some small-dicked wanker who can’t be trusted to do much of anything. That’s why boys like you get your little dicks locked up in cages with me holding the key. That’s why you keep sending gift certificates and cash and presents and get nothing in return. And that’s why you keep coming back for more despite how mean I am to you. It’s fucking pathetic and hilarious, so by all means, continue! I know you’re all pretty much spineless wimps, but try and pretend you have a backbone for as long as it takes to contact me and tell me how you’re going to submit. It cracks me up to see you struggling to put your desires into words while also bending over backwards to cater to my far more important desires. GET TO IT, LOSERS.

Pay tribute, losers

Ah, my new GreenDot card finally arrived, so between that, e-giftcards, and my Amazon.com wishlist, you boys should have /plenty/ of options with which you can pay tribute and spoil me. My tease-and-denial card game is also finished; if you’re lucky, you’ll be allowed to cum. Most likely, though, you’ll just end up edging yourself and remaining blue-balled, so long as you don’t draw a punishment card. In those cases, you might have to do something humiliating for my amusement or send an additional gift! Any gambling slaves out there want to take a chance?

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Victoria’s Secret time!

It’s the Victoria’s Secret semi-annual sale again, so you know what that means! Or, hopefully, your loser-ass brain cells can work together for just long enough to realize what that means. Get to work!