Spoil Me, piggies
Financial Domination
Zelda Geekery!
Feb 2nd
I’ve gotta have this as a t-shirt, it’s too cute and awesome! Send a $30 gift certificate for this site to me now, losers!
Phone bitches, do your thing
Dec 25th
I’m seriously in need of a new phone since mine is outdated and my AT&T plan is just ridiculous. I want a sexy pay-as-you-go Android phone, which I could grab from Amazon.com if you losers send in your Christmas bonuses, gifts, and all that other luxury shit you obviously don’t need. You know that your place is as one of my humiliated sissy losers or a chaste dumbass with his little dick locked up in an even littler cage.
https://www.amazon.com/gp/gc/order-email (Click here to send a gift card)
Send those gift cards my way! Want to show that you’re also a pathetic cuckyboy as well? Send extra to buy my hubby a new phone too, hahaha!
Christmas Present Time
Dec 17th
Yes, little losers, it’s just about Christmas time which means you should all be on your best behavior and sending lots of presents. If you’re lucky, maybe I’ll give you a present as well. Perhaps I’ll let you cum before making you lock up your little losercock for the next 6 months. Or maybe I’ll just make you lock it up without that last orgasm! Let’s see which of you dumbasses can be the best Santa Slave! As always, I’m also looking for sissy slaves to humiliate! 
Here are just a few easy ideas on how to spoil me. I also accept PayPal. Can’t use your credit card? Go to a grocery store and buy a giftcard to one of the below places with cash, then e-mail me the redemption code! You have many options, so no excuses as to why you can’t do this!
Laptop Emergency!
Dec 11th
Rest in Peace, little lappy
My poor and still relatively-new laptop decided to be a poor and relatively-dead laptop last night. Since it probably broke as a result of loser overload from talking to you all on Yahoo, it’s clearly your responsibility to buy me a new one. Contact me ASAP and I’ll be glad to drain your PayPal accounts of all that money you obviously don’t need or deserve.
Pay Your Princess
Nov 12th
Buy me computer stuff! I want Star Wars: The Old Republic to run smooth as butter. Perhaps I’ll get a couple of you losers to serve me in-game as well, doing boring farming crap for me. You can (and will) send giftcards my way via the following link:
Dirty Boys’ Fantasies
Nov 3rd
So, what rules you? What makes you boys even weaker than you already are? I’m sure there are multiple answers, but choose your main weakness.
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Oct 12th
This is what good boys get. Imagine what the bad ones get.
Fun little picture for you losers to fantasize over. Yeah, you wish you deserved this sort of attention, but you know damn well that your little cocks deserve to be locked up tight and prevented from making disgusting messes all over the place. Remember to keep voting for my site via the links on the right, keep sending gift cards my way, and buy stuff from my Amazon wishlist.
This jacket is too cute! Shoot a $150 or more Victoria’s Secret e-gift card my way (e-mail on the right sidebar) so I can buy it. Well? What are you waiting for?
Geeky Fun!
Oct 6th
My husband and I are looking to play Star Wars: The Old Republic when it comes out in December. I thought it would also be amusing to have one of you losers, especially a cuckold-slave, pay for both of our pre-orders. $140 in Amazon giftcards should suffice. Even more amusing would be to later find a slave who plays the game as well and make him be a paypig both in-game (with in-game currency) and out of game (like the rest of you bitches). Nothing like taking control of a “man’s” actual and virtual wallets!
Sexy shoes!
Aug 21st
Shoes finally came back in stock (not the ones above; the ones I mentioned in an earlier post), and they should be here on Wednesday or Thursday! Could also use some Newegg gift cards for computer stuff, maybe some eBay ones for a couple cute shirts I found. crystalcores2@gmail.com had shown some promise as an orgasm-denied moneyslave, but he seems to have flaked out like a wanker, so if anybody would like to pick up where he left off (including the orgasm denial, hahahaha) you know how to contact Me. Other slaves are also welcome to apply.
Stupid Amazon
Aug 4th
Grr, my return hasn’t arrived at Amazon yet, but the shoes also aren’t in stock in the size I need. Hopefully they’ll have some new ones soon or I’ll have to find another similarly cute pair. Always sucks finding what you want and then discovering it doesn’t come in your size.
Got another slave boy who’s cutting things out of his budget (y’know, like lunch) so he can send me tribute. It’s so fucking pathetic, but it’s hilarious. For those of you who haven’t given in yet, stop being such worthless pussies, go to Amazon, and send me an e-gift card. Are you a married loser who can’t, because it’ll show up on your bank statement and get you in big, fucking trouble? Take out some cash and buy me a gift card at a store, or a GreenDot Moneypak to reload my Mastercard. I’m tired of excuses, there’s always a solution but you dumbasses are too lazy to think of them on your own.
Also, still seeking sissy slaves. Just about any slave is welcome to apply, so long as they know their place, but I do want some sissy loser that I can really humiliate further. So fun!
Shoes and More
Aug 1st
One of my newer slaves sent some generous tribute, which I’ll be putting toward these sexy shoes. I ordered them once, but they didn’t fit, so I’m exchanging for a different size whenever it’s back in stock. If they remain out of stock, I’ll find something similarly sexy and take pics for you foot fetish losers. In the meantime, keep up the pathetic work and keep sending gift cards and the like to your Superior Princess.
Got you By The Balls
Jul 10th
Ah, I love summer. Not that it means you losers get to relax or anything. Forget your vacations, don’t even think about buying tickets to a baseball game, and are you seriously going to buy yourself a new grill? Fuck that. Your money belongs to me; I’m a superior goddess whereas you’re just some small-dicked wanker who can’t be trusted to do much of anything. That’s why boys like you get your little dicks locked up in cages with me holding the key. That’s why you keep sending gift certificates and cash and presents and get nothing in return. And that’s why you keep coming back for more despite how mean I am to you. It’s fucking pathetic and hilarious, so by all means, continue! I know you’re all pretty much spineless wimps, but try and pretend you have a backbone for as long as it takes to contact me and tell me how you’re going to submit. It cracks me up to see you struggling to put your desires into words while also bending over backwards to cater to my far more important desires. GET TO IT, LOSERS.
Pay tribute, losers
Jun 22nd
Ah, my new GreenDot card finally arrived, so between that, e-giftcards, and my Amazon.com wishlist, you boys should have /plenty/ of options with which you can pay tribute and spoil me. My tease-and-denial card game is also finished; if you’re lucky, you’ll be allowed to cum. Most likely, though, you’ll just end up edging yourself and remaining blue-balled, so long as you don’t draw a punishment card. In those cases, you might have to do something humiliating for my amusement or send an additional gift! Any gambling slaves out there want to take a chance?
Sissies
Jun 15th
Two more fake sissy losers. Too bad, really, because I had some fun (read: humiliating) things planned. Anyway, I’m still seeking the perfect subby losers to turn into pathetic sissy boys for my amusement. If you think you have what it takes, prove to me that you’re serious.
Also have some other fun ideas in mind. For you boys into chastity, I would love to be your keyholder, in charge of if and when you’ll be able to free your worthless cock. I’m also planning on implementing a friend’s idea for a femdom card game (draw a Jack, you get to jack off. Draw something else and you face some manner of punishment). So if you have more money than sense, this game may be the addiction for you.
Send tribute and contact me if you wish to serve.
Victoria’s Secret time!
May 27th
It’s the Victoria’s Secret semi-annual sale again, so you know what that means! Or, hopefully, your loser-ass brain cells can work together for just long enough to realize what that means. Get to work!
