I’m always seeking new toys to take under My control and turn into whimpering, blue-balled losers. I get such a thrill out of teasing and tormenting you guys, watching as you hand over your hard-earned money in a pathetic attempt at impressing Me. And, of course, I encourage it.

Christmas is coming up, so I expect you losers to spoil Me well. As usual, I’m adding stuff to My Amazon.com wishlist. On the left column, you’ll see I even have additional wishlists. One for giftcards, for example (Victoria’s Secret, Sephora, and more!). I also have another for the geeky things I enjoy: video games, board games, RPGs. I’m sure you boys all wish you could have a geekgirl like Me, but the closest you’ll ever get is spoiling Me and begging me to treat you even worse every day.

To those of you who can prove yourselves worthy, I have some hi-res pics of Me in My lovely latex military outfit that you just might be able to get a peek at…