Archive for October, 2009

It Is A Niteflirt Weekend

My perfect breasts and long legs
I will finally have some time to get on Niteflirt this weekend. I am excited to get My page set-up and take all your money! HAHA, you know you will be spending all your money talking to Me!

New Pictures Coming Soon

I have officially kicked the flu’s ass! Feeling much much better. I am very excited to get new pictures of Me up wearing My sexy new latex military outfit. Stay tuned losers!

Sick :(

I have been MIA these past few days as I have been battling the flu. I hope to be back in tip top shape in the next few days.

Want To Take Me On A Shopping Trip?

I love shopping, and now you can have the chance to meet Me in person and spend your hard earned cash on Me. Of course there are some stipulations and requirements, so send Me an instant message to find out how!

Smooches bitches!

Quick gift ideas

Here are a couple quick and easy gift ideas. Of course, you should check the Spoil Me tab above for the main list. Subscription payments are always annoying and since -you’re- the one who’s supposed to deal with all the annoying crap, shouldn’t you take over these bills for Me?

Netflix – I love movies and I love Netflix, so buy Me a subscription and send Me the code!
Tivo – I love TV as well, so buy Me a Tivo giftcard and I can record all My favorite shows on your dime!

Get on it, boys. This is a good idea for you losers who don’t have the balls to take on a real bill like My car payment or My rent.

Sad Video

While My webcam appears to run great while I’m recording videos, clearly it does not translate well in the playback of said recordings on My site or during live chat sessions. *sigh* Looks like I need that new laptop, and SOON. Keep those Newegg gift certificates coming. I know you want to see more of Me on video, and maybe even get the chance to see Me live, so open up those wallets and give Me all your hard earned cash! Unless you’re a pathetic loser with a small dick who’s broke. If that’s the case, get lost! I don’t have time for an asshole like you!